Humorous Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Funny 50th birthday sayings.

Humorous funny 50th birthday slogans.

The older you get the more it costs. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Old age is like underwear.

Franklin pierce adams. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. As you grow older it will avoid you. You ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. Funny birthday sayings. Fun is like life insurance. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.

Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. It creeps up on you anon. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. Funny 50th birthday sayigns. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.